So, I believe we should start utilizing this space dreamed up by N and Leesh, to discuss the failures, but also dream up fabulous ideas of how it could have been. I of course plan to use these brilliant ideas, in collaboration with N, to create the most fun murder mystery party EVER! Fair warning: I might steal your ideas after belittling them and then claim that they come from a general base of murder mystery party writing knowledge.
Here goes some complaining in the format of a numbered list:
1. why in the world don't we know how Jenny died? did she forget how to swim? it definitely didn't look like she hit her head. she was in the pool right? are we supposed to assume that someone pushed her in the pool and held her under? are we supposed to assume it was Alice from the shifty eyes and the upcoming Alice-in-prison spinoff? why, after waiting an entire season to see how Jenny dies, do I still have all of these questions?
2. why would they ruin Shane's character in the last season? i really liked having a few consistent characters. Shane getting together with Jenny RUINED MY LIFE.
3. what was the point of the whole Jenny thinking she saw Bette going down on Kelly business if it never went anywhere? just to give Bette a motive? but now Kit "knows" too. so does Kit die next? (N, I hope you are paying attention...ridiculous motive idea.)
Okay, I feel like that is enough for now, even though there is so much more... So respond, add, contribute. And I will start thinking about what should have happened, what could have happened to make a truly satisfying series finale. And after we all get our ideas out there, then maybe we can make a parody like the one with the heavy women and the wigs that takes place in Madison (The Lder Word), except MUCH MUCH MUCH better. and without wigs.
Check out the top video on the sidebar to see what Q is talking about.
ReplyDeletehow do i become an official participant?
ReplyDeletei am so upset about not just what was written above, but about 7000 other issues equally critical.
because i am at work, i will just mention a few of them:
1. how DARE you take 99% of the sex out of the L word and then show ONLY stupid extremely OLD Dylan/Dillon/who cares and Shane and Jenny which made me want to vomit everywhere?!
2.how dare you spread rumors that Carmen is coming back in the last season just to utterly disappoint? if you're going to do that, dont make her so fucking hot.
3.alice, though i must agree i used to hate you and now love you, grow some fucking BALLS with jenny stealing your idea! what a whore.
4. finally, why does it have to be called a "treatment"?? so annoying.
thats all for now...but just the tip of the iceberg.
xoxoxo
katie when you say "xoxoxo" i can't help but hear "xoxo, gossip girl"
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